February 2012
31 posts
YOU DON'T LOOK SICK?! No, I don't. It is so hard...
adisusedshed:
Is crazypants a disease?
Seconded for crazypants question. Because, hi there.
Maybe if I'm more condescending people will be...
sinidentidades:
- Every new atheist ever.
This doesn’t apply to any atheists I actually know, but man do I see this online
4 tags
Mary: Have you seen the boys' haircuts they're wearing in London?
Matthew: I'm not sure i'd like that.
Lavinia: I'm not sure how feminine that is.
Mary: I'm not sure how feminine I am
buckthefutcher:
imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up
Bear is all “THUMPTHUMPTHUMP MY TAIL WHILE I LOOK OUTSIDE”
I get to stay home with these cats for a three day weekend after today… just got to get to work, then get to 5PM! (or later, if need be, but whatever)
6 tags
Jesus cat, I am in another room and your stink bomb is still destroying my world right now. What the the hell did you eat?????
Seriously, this is ridiculous and SO UNPLEASANT.
WELCOME TO GRACELAND.: What The State Can Make Us... →
twesg:
by Chris Bodenner
A reader makes an important distinction in the debate over requiring religious institutions that serve the public to provide insurance that covers contraception:
Critics frame the issue as forcing the church to violate its theological stance on contraception. I have…
Have I ever had “ANY unwanted/undesired physical... →
supersoygrrrl:
desertmar:
face-down-asgard-up:
moniquill:
thebaddominicana:
Earlier in this pregnancy, I filled out my “Initial Health History” form for prenatal and birth care. You know: check the box if you’ve experienced severe headaches, diabetes, all sorts of things. After the usual “Emotional abuse,” “Physical abuse,” “Sexual abuse,” I got to this very interesting item: ”ANY...
megan rosalarian gedris: Lipton →
rosalarian:
Do you want a cup of Lipton tea, but you don’t have any Lipton tea in your house? You don’t need to drive to the store, silly! Go look in your pantry and find a can of green beans. I know you have one. You bought them in 2007, intending to eat more vegetables, but then you kinda forgot about…
January 2012
60 posts
I am c hecking tumblr at my own birthday party. #pathetic
Words With Allies
COUNTESS DOWAGER: Your mother is trying to get me to play Words with Friends.
COUNTESS DOWAGER: Rather presumptuous.
COUNTESS DOWAGER: At best, I think we're allies.
“Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....”
– angels-and-angles (via avid)
“Firefly fans will see me, do a double take, stop, nod and say ‘Captain’ with an...”
– Nathan Fillion, Entertainment Weekly (via justkeepmewherethelightis)
fire-breathing princess: Rep. Barney Frank is a... →
seriouslyamerica:
cognitivedissonance:
His latest interview with The New York Times is fantastic. An excerpt:
Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a…
“I recommended ASoIaF to a guy who’s really been annoying me. I cannot describe...”
– SomethingAwful forums (via winteriscomingbitch)
