bigdestiny: the oscars are over. all the awards have been presented, yet eddie redmayne remains at his table. in a quiet voice, he whispers “empty chairs, at empty tables…” while a man cleaning up in the corner rolls his eyes
tastykake: fourofthem: oscar night. the stars are gathered in the theatre, abuzz with anticipation. suddenly, the lights go out. a chandelier falls. phantom of the leonardo dicaprio. #DID I NOT INSTRUCT THAT THE OSCAR WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR ME
megan rosalarian gedris: I always wish that... →
rosalarian: Like if the people from Fringe get injured, they end up in the hospital with Dr. House as their doctor. Or the guys from Supernatural end up in Philadelphia and go to Paddy’s Pub from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Or Law & Order SVU is investigating a crime that ends up getting taken over by… This reminds me of how all of Anne McCaffrey’s books technically take...
I was seriously hoping Michelle would say “the personal is political” just now. Close?
We believe that rape IS rape. We believe that a woman should make healthcare...– Nancy Keenan (via kateoplis)
I think it's so smart for the Dems to have...
bookling-stormborn: It makes Obama the pro-veteran, pro-military candidate, when Romney and the Repub speakers didn’t talk about the current war at all, they only talked about starting new ones.
Nancy Keenan for the win
I realize that she is saying basically what you’d expect but YOU GO NARAL PRESIDENT! Pro-choice, Pro-women!
the difference between ur and ur
hurpaderp: i’m tired of all of you on tumblr using ur and ur wrong. it’s basic english and there is no excuse for it. just so u all kno, this is a refresher on how to use ur and ur. ur: short for “u r.” used in a sentence: ur a cat, u don’t belong here ur: belonging to u. used in a sentence: ur cat doesn’t belong here
Questions you might not hear everyday
A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?
J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?
K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?
O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?
P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?
Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?
R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?
S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?
U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?
V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?
W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?
X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?
Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?
Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.
orgasmorgy: Vegans who get all defensive and say “After going vegan I have more food options!” Do you not understand that I too can eat whatever vegan food I want? But you’ve chosen not to eat any animal products. So… I have more options. It’s great if going vegan has helped and/or forced you to get more creative, fine/sure/whatever. But theoretically speaking, I can eat more kinds of food...
faggoat: the thing that really worked about harry, hermione, and ron was that they were all the uncomfortable third friend
lalondes: tv show idea: “breaking good” a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science